As the days get longer an the sun feels warmer we all know summer is right around the corner. But before summer comes spring and with that the nice long break called (no pun intended) "Spring Break." It's a time for some to go adventure down south and for some to just relax at home. But as you travel south to the warm destinations and the salty ocean remember where your roots are. Minnesota (This is for those from/live in Minnesota).
This is the state and part of the country unlike any other. Yeah we couldn't be farther away from the ocean than anyone but who cares. We have more lakes than anyone, everyone knows that lakes are better than oceans. And I have derived a list of why that is. So here you go the list of the week:
Why Minnesota lakes are better than any ocean!
1. When you swallow ocean water and you taste all that salt you are on the verge of vomiting.
2. Minnesota lakes are clean, cool and refreshing.
3. You might think ocean's are warm but who cares you are sharing them with millions of people.
4. The neighbor at the lake or on the lake will gladly share a story and a beverage with you.
5. Whoever is at the beach at the ocean doesn't give a rats about you and will certainly not buy you a drink.
6. Two words.. Shark Week
7. Big Island has better parties than Mardi Gras
8. Fishing is better hands down
9. Smooth butter for skiing/wakeboard/wakeskating/tubing/all of the above
10. LAKES ARE IN MINNESOTA!
So there you have the list of the week. God bless and stay safe this Spring Break.
Later,
Arnie
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