
The time is almost here, the weather is warm and now we are just waiting on the temp of the water to get a little warmer so we can jump in, wakeboard, waterski, tube or whatever. I can't tell you how excited I am to get out on the pontoon with a cold beer and sit and float for hours on end. Us at Lake Life have all our new products ready for the year and can't wait to see crews of people rocking them on their boats.
Which got me thinking about the standard boating crew, usually when you’re out on the boat there are 5 different types of boaters as I see it.
1)Captain Guy
Captain Guy is the dude that usually owns the cabin and the boat, so he drives it, tries to act responsible and usually overreacts when someone touches the hotdogs on the grill when he is cooking them.
2) Go Hard Gerard Guy
This is the guy that is wicked active and wants to do everything on the water. The crazy guy that wants to water ski with a ski on one foot and a wakeboard on the other. And get on the diving dock and play "King of the Hill" while others just want to sit and fall asleep.
3) Lazy Guy
The sit around, BS and jump in the lake every 20 minutes Guy. This is the category I fall into for sure. Every once in a while I will get ambitious and toss on the wakeboard but it usually ends in me taking a huge digger phelps and then I usually retire for about a month until I can mentally recuperate.
4)Indoorsman Guy
This is the guy that usually is a big gamer, avid television show watcher back home and just likes coming up to the cabin to chill with his buddies. They typically are terrified of getting sun burnt so they are constantly applying the 100 sun block that looks like toothpaste when they put it on. I have one friend, who will remain nameless that was putting sunscreen on while it was raining...Safe to classify him as "Indoorsman Guy."
5) Complainer Guy
This guy rarely get the invite but when does, the ski boots are too tight, it’s too hot, it’s too windy, I’m hungry, my beer is warm. This is everyone’s least favorite guy and "Captain Guy" usually regrets inviting him on the car ride up to the cabin.
So as we head into lake/cabin season, hopefully your crew has a good mix of boating styles in there and try and figure out which one you are.
Love,
Kurtzy Beauty
